Mums back to being scullery maids again

mumsA woman wearing dish washing gloves and an apron contemplates doing the dishes.

After a break of almost a day, Mums have returned to making the tea, doing the washing, and cleaning up after their pig families.

Local mum, Murial Hislop still got to wash up yesterday anyway, after her kids made a shit attempt at cooking scrambled eggs on toast for her.

Before she set off for work this morning, Hislop put a wash on, plated up some defrosting chicken for tonight’s dinner, and cleaned a 10 inch poo stripe off the toilet.

‘What would they do if I wasn’t doing all this; who would do it all?’ asked Hislop.

‘I think they would just all slowly die,’ she added.