Nation gets 3 hours sleep after tossing and turning in the heat


Everyone has woken up exhausted this morning after spending most of the night trying to get comfy in the heat.        

Local tired woman, Murial Hislop slept brilliantly until 1.30, then stared at the clock for half an hour before sleeping in 15 minute spells.

She tried the windows open, windows closed, blinds up, blinds down, telly on, telly off – it was all bollocks.

‘Twice, I just got to sleep, and the blinds clattered into the windows and woke me up,’ said Hislop.

‘I want to be warm, but really…we’re just not built for heat,’ added Hislop.