National Butter Eating championships begin again


The nation will be amazed again tonight by how tasty a product can be that is made from butter, sugar and cream.   

Artisans, with magic that would fool Houdini, will manage to create a scrumptious pastry or cake with only a month’s supply of butter.

Local cake fan, Peter Thape plans to watch ‘Bake off’ tonight whilst sucking on a Lurpak; just to get into the zone.

‘When we get to the finals I have a drip fitted, with vegetable oil in it,’ said Thape.

‘Cake, breakfast of champions,’ added Thape.