No point starting a whole new diet and stuff on a Wednesday


The nation has agreed that new diets, and trips to the gym all start on Mondays, not the middle of the week.

Also, starting a new career, and generally being more proactive should start on Mondays, not a nothingy middle-of-the-week day, like Wednesday.  

Local procrastinator, Peter Thape has convinced himself that Wednesday is more or less the weekend.

‘Today is still really the holidays, and I’m not back at work until Monday,’ said Thape.

‘Monday it is. The whole thing starts on Monday,’ confirmed Thape.