Opening the blinds in one attempt harder than space travel


The apparently simple act of opening and closing window blinds is proving far too difficult for normal people.

Window owner, Peter Thape makes a piss-poor attempt at opening the blind every day, before giving up after about a minute.

With three draw strings and some plastic stick bit, Thape has never mastered the task of securing the blind halfway up, and in a horizontal straight line.

‘10 years, pull the wrong string very day; make it go lower and twat the window sill by mistake,’ admitted Thape. ‘My wife can do it; she does some weird flick of her wrist – she’s a magician,’ added Thape.