Parents £100 better off with the school fair cancelled


Parents are rejoicing at the school summer fair being cancelled due to the worldwide viral pandemic.

Mums and dads can generally expect to spunk off between £50 and £100 in tombola tickets, shit books, and bouncy castles.

Local dad, Peter Thape attended the school Christmas fair in December, where he secretly wished for a deadly virus that would close all the schools in time for the summer fair.

‘Perhaps Santa does exist?’ wondered Thape.

‘I’m actually financially better off after this virus,’ thought Thape.