Parents only people still ringing your landline

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It’s been discovered that your parents, and the occasional PPI twat, are the only people in the whole world still ringing your house phone.

Local mum, Murial Hislop (68) calls her daughter on the landline each night, convinced that her daughter switches off her mobile when she comes home from work.

Hislop has no idea that her daughter sits on her phone all night, trawling through her 200 WhatsApp groups, reading emails, and texting every 10 seconds.

‘I call her landline first, even in the daytime – she might be in,’ said Hislop.

‘Her mobile’s just for emergencies,’ added Hislop.