The country is looking forward to some plane crash or bombing, or anything that takes the tiresome talk of Brexit off the News.
Local News watcher, Peter Thape is looking forward to a small act of terrorism in a country he’s never really heard of, that might sufficiently distract the writers of The News.
Thape has long since accepted that Brexit is going ahead, because there are more stupid people around than smart – so that’s the end of it.
‘We need one of those Chilean Miners caught underground stories,’ offered Thape.
‘Or, I’d take a high profile celebrity death at the moment,’ added Thape.