Pigeons angry at ISIS with their constant firing into the air nonsense


Leading terror group, ISIS have been accused of endangering bird life with their constant celebratory firing of guns into the air.

One year old pigeon, Peter Thape has been highly critical of the over-emotional firing off of weapons into the air every time somebody casually mentions Allah.

Thape now sees parts of the Middle East as virtual no-fly zones, and believes that the thoughts of pigeons have not been considered in the worldwide Islamic quest for Sharia law.

‘Listen mate, I’ve read the Qur’an, and there’s nothing in there about shooting pigeons,’ said pigeon, Thape.

‘And hello? All these bullets fired into the sky? Have to come down somewhere!’ added pigeon, Thape.