Porn sites crash as people asked to work from home

Man using tablet computer on sofa

The porn industry has become the latest victim of the Coronavirus, as sites all over the UK crashed trying to cope with the surge in people working from home.

It is thought that home workers have added to the natural Monday morning spike in traffic, caused by all those pretending to be sick after the weekend.

Local hand shandy specialist Peter Thape is extremely angry after one of his favourite videos started to buffer at the vinegar stroke.

‘This virus thing is a disgrace,’ said Thape.

‘I’ve had to pull an emergency Fiesta from under the loose floorboard,’ he added.