Pub team still confident they’d beat USA Women’s team


The King William IV over 35’s football team are still pretty sure they’d beat the USA Women’s World Cup winning team.

Most of the team watched the Final yesterday in the pub, after their regular Sunday lunchtime drinking, and were still agreed that the standard is dogshit.  

Team captain, Peter Thape pointed out that Jonno would rough ‘em up a bit and that’d be that.

‘They wouldn’t be able to live with our pace,’ said Thape.

‘Plus, a couple of them would fancy Banjo, and probably stop playin’ to ask him out,’ he added.