Puppy that’s weeing for treats feels like a prostitute


A puppy who has being weeing on the newspaper that his owners have put down for him, and then receiving treats for his urination, admits that he’s no more than a whore.

10 week old puppy, Peter Thape has additionally admitted that he performs other rudimentary tasks, such as sitting down, and rolling over in return for small pieces of food.

Thape believes that other dogs are mocking him when he goes to the park, and is aware of hurtful comments that he’s heard at dog training classes.

‘I’m a fucking joke. Didn’t my people used to hunt, and work for a living?’ asked puppy Thape.

‘They stick me in a cage for six hours in return for a gravy bone, and I happily take it – kill me,’ added puppy Thape.