‘Reality TV Appearance,’ to be added to the school curriculum


The new subject, Reality TV Appearance, will be available to study at GCSE level in the coming school year.

Ofsted’s inclusion of the subject comes in response to student demand and recognition that ‘fame’ is now a genuine career choice. Modules will include speaking with a strong regional accent, thick eyebrows, and making a sex tape.

The new qualification should fill the industry void of young people talking about 80’s nostalgia. Murial Hislop (15) will be dropping maths to study the new subject.

‘My teacher has already given me some good advice; she said… always show a bit of bra strap,’ said Hislop.

‘Thanks Miss! I’ll big you up in my Vlog,’ added Hislop.