Reality TV stars decide to free drug trafficker


Two of America’s leading reality TV stars have got together and decided to release cocaine trafficker Alice Johnson, who has been imprisoned since 1996.

The use of people who are just on the telly making important decisions looks set to continue, with Rylan set to have the final judgement on Brexit.

Midget-handed nutcase Donald Trump admitted that deciding whether or not to free Johnson was made easier by being asked by someone who is well fit.

‘There’s more than a bit of me that thinks if I free this woman, I might get some off Kim,’ admitted Trump.

‘What about that Amy off Towie; she need anyone freeing?’ asked Trump.