‘Russian poisoning no hoax!’ says titty model on brink of stardom

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A woman who sits on the edge of a Loose Women appearance, has been keen to deny rumours that her Russian poisoning in Prezzo is a load of bollocks.

Anna Shapiro, who was apparently poisoned in a Salisbury restaurant, finds herself within a hair’s breadth of signing up to some Reality TV nonsense or other.

Shapiro, whose life’s work includes a range of selfies in front of the mirror for her Instagram following to wank to, may have already done enough to clinch a shot at stardom.

‘I’m attractive, with a good body. I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to find fame,’ said Shapiro.

‘And, I’m prepared to do anything to demean myself – I tick every box,’ added Shapiro.