School play absolutely wank

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At one hour twenty minutes, the year six end of school play, lasted just over an hour too long.

The production seems unlikely to trouble the West End, as all 62 year 6’s flooded on and off the stage, sometimes at the right time, sometimes not.

The mumbled and occasionally screamed dialogue was interrupted by unexpected misplaced musical cues, or sudden darkness.

‘I’d like to say my own child was pretty good, but I’d be lying,’ said parent, Peter Thape.

‘I took half a day off work for this,’ he added.