School prom essential for producing next generation of serial killers

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The American imported product, of an end of Year 11 school party, has been recognised as the most important nurturing tool for our next group of serial killers.

The largely over-the-top, limousine and expensive clothes fest gets right to the heart of promoting the need for inclusivity in a social group.

Bobby Thape (16) won’t be attending his school prom tonight, as he reflects on five years of being the widely accepted butt of everybody’s jokes.

‘I always say don’t worry about who’s there tonight…worry about who’s not there,’ offered aspiring killer, Thape.

‘I might pop in. Just seen a great film called, Carrie – inspirational!’ added Thape.