‘School recorder concert,’ voted worst sound ever heard


Listening to the Christmas school recorder concert, has been voted…The worst sound ever heard, in a new Channel Four poll.

The Channel Four programme, which airs on Tuesday at 8pm, counts down the list of the top 100…Worst sounds every heard.

A school recorder concert, finished ahead of Hearing your child get tortured, with Hearing the dentist’s drill, whilst in the waiting room finishing third. Local dad, Peter Thape attended his child’s concert last night, and is still mopping up the blood from his ears, this morning.

‘The whole class had been bought a recorder, so there’s the first mistake,’ said Thape.

‘It’s an acquired taste when played at its best, but half the class were obviously utter dog shit,’ added Thape.