Schoolboy doesn’t immediately open Biology textbook to fanjita page

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An eleven year old schoolboy from Luton is facing prosecution after receiving a biology textbook, but failing to look at the female reproductive system page with immediate effect.

The Science teacher’s eye was swiftly drawn to Little Bobby Thape as she handed out the Biology text books, and noticed that he wasn’t searching out the contents page immediately.

The teacher called the relevant authorities when she saw Little Bobby staring endlessly at a picture of a frog, as the rest of his classmates furiously giggled away at the picture of the do da.

‘I’ve let myself, and all other 11 year olds down,’ admitted a contrite Little Bobby.

‘I shall perform normally from now on, and look at ladygarden images whenever possible,’ accepted Little Bobby.