A small child cannot believe his fucking eyes as his tries to come to terms with seeing his schoolteacher outside the context of the classroom.
Little Bobby Thape (4) couldn’t be more confused if he’d have seen his teacher appear in a spit-roast porno, as she came over to say hello to him and his mum in Tesco.
Little Bobby found himself staring into her shopping trolley to discover that she had bought similar products to the ones that are also in his house.
‘I couldn’t fucking believe it! She uses the same washing up liquid as my titting mum,’ said Little Bobby.
‘And she’s bought four tins of beans. When’s she going to eat them? She’s just a teacher, isn’t she?’ asked Little Bobby.