‘Scum, don’t look at us as you walk through,’ say 1st class passengers


First class passengers have asked that economy class passengers don’t try and make eye contact with them as they walk through towards their shitty seats.

Business Class passenger, Peter Thape has suggested a separate entrance for regular passengers, perhaps through the hold with the luggage.

Thape has asked why he’s boarding the plane first, and yet still having to look at the faces of poorer people as they file past.

‘I don’t need to see their sad, resentful faces,’ said Thape.

‘Can’t they get to their seats by clambering through the wing emergency exit,’ asked Thape.