Seagulls buzzin’ their tits off for this weekend

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Seagulls everywhere are getting in the zone for this weekend’s mass gathering of people at the seaside.

With a person every two meters, or possibly closer, seagulls can expect a chip bounty that they’ve, so far, been denied this year.

Local seagull, Peter Thape told Cutting News that he expects everyone to be at the beach this weekend, not just the usual uneducated scum.

‘As responsible seagulls, we’ll be exercising social distancing,’ said Thape.

‘Please leave all chips two meters apart,’ reinforced Thape.