Shaggy criticised over high calorie diet

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Leading cartoon character, Shaggy has been strongly criticised by the Health Council for enjoying a high carb, high protein diet.

Shaggy has been advised to restrict his food intake to 2500 calories per day, which is generally considered less than an 80 cm high sandwich.

It’s also feared that Shaggy is maintaining his stick-like physique through bulimic behaviour, which sets a bad example to those following his lifestyle choices.

‘I prefer a small quinoa salad,’ said Shaggy.

‘But Scooby’s a fucker for massive sarnies,’ added Shaggy.