Slaves furious after old forecourt doesn’t become a car wash


The National Union for Slave Labour (NUSL) are furious, after a closed-down petrol station has not become a car wash.

NUSL Chairman, Peter Thape has urged the petrol company to pass the lease on to a car wash company so that slaves can be put to work immediately.  

Thape has been contacted by countless slaves who are keen to polish the wheels and bonnet of a car for 3p an hour.

‘An empty forecourt is a disgrace,’ said Thape.

‘We’ve got dozens of members ready to make the move from prostitution into car washing,’ added Thape.