Social distancing reduced to one ice cream apart


The government has reduced the distance required between people to one ice cream, or one and half lollies.

People who order a flake in their ice cream will not need to distance at all because of the added protection provided by the slanted chocolate garnish.

Local sand castle builder, Peter Thape told Cutting News that different flavours of Magnum are still causing dispute.

‘Some of the nobbly textured flavours leave you further away from other people, but I prefer a White Magnum, which is flatter,’ explained Thape.

‘The government needs to make things clearer,’ he added.