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Some bastard’s pubed the soap

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Bedlam has struck a household after the soap was discovered in the shower, all pubed-up.

Local mum, Murial Hislop has got to make a decision on how to resolve the terrible soap issue.

Hislop has to choose between picking out the offending item with either her finger nail, or a pair of tweezers.

‘Either way, I’m retching,’ said Hislop.

‘We all know whose it is,’ added Hislop.

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