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Squirrels just off their tits at the moment

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Squirrels are being accused of being coked-up after they’ve been seen rushing between trees gathering food at record levels.

Although many Squirrels have denied taking any form of autumnal supplement, one bushy-tailed rat has broken ranks.

Six month old Grey Squirrel, Peter Thape has admitted that preparations for the winter can sometimes benefit from a little boost.

‘Tell me what you need,’ asked Squirrel Thape.

‘I can get you a wrap of speed for two acorns,’ he added.  

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