Staff sticking prices on extra hard for Xmas


Bastard shop staff are getting their kicks from sticking the prices on gifts so hard that you’ll never be able to get it off when you start wrapping.  

Embittered, suddenly-busy staff have been working hard at the art of making the price tag as irremovable as possible in preparation for a hectic few weeks.

Local shop employee, Peter Thape has just completed a 48 hour intensive course in sticker adhesion, and feels ready to welcome the hordes of once a year Christmas customers.

‘I get paid the same in December, as I do in June – so go fuck yourself,’ said Thape.

‘Picturing you struggle with the price sticker is where true Christmas pleasure comes from,’ added Thape.