Sunday Roast just not worth the bother


A dad who now faces a washing-up marathon, after waiting five hours for a meal that took 3 minutes to eat, has decided that the Sunday roast just isn’t worth the hassle.

Local dad, Peter Thape is trying to gather support from his children, who equally lose their mother every Sunday to five hours of sweating and anger as she carefully crafts the elements of the meal.

The children though are reluctant to join the potential mutiny, having seen their mother’s reaction to the question…I’m starving; What time will it be ready?

‘I’m not sure if we’re getting the right amount of pleasure out for the amount we all have to put in,’ admitted Thape.

‘I’m pretty sure the kids would just prefer a McDonald’s – I don’t mind paying,’ added Thape.