Celebrity fuckbucket, Katie Price could be going back to basics after being declared bankrupt this afternoon.
Price, who could well be tempted to return to her stripping stage name of Jordan, is considering emptying her bra again in order to pay the rent.
Price, who turned down the job of presenting University Challenge, is interviewing potential celebrity husbands that could help bring her back into the news.
‘I suppose I could accidently release another sex tape,’ said Price.
‘There isn’t anyone left to do it with though,’ she added.