‘These vile Toffifee should do for the Postman,’ agrees Britain

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The country has decided to get rid of that nasty box of Toffifee, by giving it to the Postman.

Nobody particularly wanted the Toffifee, and the Postman hadn’t been given a present, so everyone’s a winner.

But local Postman, Peter Thape is furious about the 200 boxes of toffifee that he receives each year around the 27/28th of December.

‘It’s either Toffifee or some massive box of Panettone,’ said Thape.

‘I don’t want your cast-offs; and a present should come before Xmas. I know what’s going on, you know,’ added Thape.