The country has decided to get rid of that nasty box of Toffifee, by giving it to the Postman.
Nobody particularly wanted the Toffifee, and the Postman hadn’t been given a present, so everyone’s a winner.
But local Postman, Peter Thape is furious about the 200 boxes of toffifee that he receives each year around the 27/28th of December.
‘It’s either Toffifee or some massive box of Panettone,’ said Thape.
‘I don’t want your cast-offs; and a present should come before Xmas. I know what’s going on, you know,’ added Thape.