Top scientists still baffled by doll’s emptying milk bottle


Despite Mankind exploring Mars, and sending a probe to Jupiter, leading scientists have admitted that the mystery of an emptying toy milk bottle has eluded them. 

Viewed from any number of angles the emptying bottle, which might ordinarily be placed into the mouth of a toy doll, continues to confound Britain’s brightest minds.

Nuclear fission scientist, Peter Thape has developed the capacity to power an entire city from the saliva of a single moth, yet he readily admits to struggling with the milk bottle enigma.

‘Where does the milk go? I’ve looked again and again; are there witches involved?’ asked Thape

‘And how does it fill up again so perfectly when you shake it? Unbelievable!’ Thape added.