Two million people turn up to play golf


Just over two million people turned up at the crazy golf course in Blackpool this morning, after misinterpreting the government’s new guidelines.

The ‘social distancing’ strips of duct tape were in place every two metres from the first hole all the way back to the M6.

Local golf enthusiast, Peter Thape drove his family from Kent to Blackpool in order to play golf, and is pleased not to have broken any rules.

‘Just picked up our putters, but there’s still 325,083 people ahead of us,’ said Thape.

‘We’d have been on sooner but we had to wait for a left-handed putter for one of my daughters,’ added Thape.