Unhappy couples to stay married – What’s new?


A woman was laughed out of The Supreme Court yesterday for asking for a divorce on the grounds of not being in love with her husband any more.

The three judges pissed their pants laughing, and advised the woman to return to her regular life and pretend everything was fine, like everybody else does.

Judge Peter Thape QC further explained that long-term marriage was about avoiding loneliness, the fear of dying alone, and being financially solvent in later life.

‘Oh dear, we’d be rushed off our feet if every unhappy couple came through these doors,’ said Thape QC.

‘We generally advise people to drink more – that usually helps,’ added Thape QC.