Walkers to put a fourth crisp in the packet


Walkers Crisps are delighted to announce that they will be including a fourth crisp in special anniversary packs.

All flavours will be included in the bonanza, with a sixth crisp being added to the ‘Tear n Share’ range that typically retails in pubs.

Local crisp eater, Peter Thape is looking forward to the new, shinier than ever, expensive bag of air.

‘For fucks sake, put some crisps in them,’ said Thape.

‘I’m already hating myself for eating them; so please allow me a few moments of pleasure,’ he added.