We don’t need to see fanny adverts on the telly


Fanny freshness adverts could disappear off the telly after research showed that thousands of men were often violently sick whilst watching them.

A study showed that men’s reactions varied between sucking on a lemon face through to full vomiting of three days food as the advert aired.

Local man, Peter Thape was innocently watching the telly when a fanny ad came on, and from nowhere, the woman started talking about ‘down there’ and ‘wipes.’

‘Jesus Christ! Hello! Is nothing sacred?’ asked Thape.

‘Sometimes my balls itch. Get me on after The News,’ added Thape.