Men have finally come forward to admit that they have absolutely no idea where women pee from, other than a general area slightly lower than their waist.
Local man, Peter Thape claimed that it was ‘down there’ near the something or other, and then threw in a few technical terms.
But when actually quizzed properly, Thape admitted that he wasn’t quite sure which bit did what in that particular area.
‘I’ve had a look, and I’m still no clearer,’ admitted Thape.
‘And what’s the toilet roll for; have you no jap’s eyes?’ he further asked.