‘We throw away the sandwiches every day,’ admits schoolboy

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A whistle-blower schoolchild has been offered protective custody after revealing that all school children just sling away the lunchbox sandwiches that parents lovingly make.

The unnamed child, known as Child A, said that in exceptional circumstances a child could take one bite from the minging sandwich, before slinging it in the bin.

Child A added that the lunchbox crisps and cheap Aldi thing are eaten, and supplemented by other chocolate-based shop purchases to complete the perfect daily diet.

‘Surely parents actually know this, don’t they?’ asked Child A.

‘I sometimes watch my mum grating the cheese in the morning, and think…mug,’ added Child A.