‘We’d have all given UK the 12 points,’ say EU countries


The countries of the European Union have agreed that the UK would have been hot favourites to win this year’s cancelled event.  

All the 27 countries had been looking forward to awarding the UK a massive 12 points, by way of saying thank you for painless way in which we left the EU.

Local Frenchman, Pierre Thape is sorry that the pandemic has messed up his country’s chances of showing their love for the UK.

‘Yeah, we’d have given them 13 points, we’re so grateful,’ said Thape.

‘At least you’ll finish top of the death league scoreboard,’ he added.