‘What’s this sh*t?’ asks baby, who’s offered vegetables

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A six month old baby has reminded everybody who’s in charge, after rejecting his mother’s well-intentioned, vegetable based solid food.

Little Bobby Thape sat motionless, refusing to open his mouth, as his mother presented him with a blend of peas, carrots, and potatoes.

Little Bobby had some idea that this was coming, having recently watched his mother puree and portion the healthy fusion into an ice cube tray, so that she could freeze and serve the meal at will.

Unfortunately, Bobby had also seen the jars of custard rice in the cupboard.

‘Does she know who I am? I’m from the McDonald’s generation. I’ll hold out for the egg custard, thanks,’ said Little Bobby.

‘Has she really thought this through? I can cry for as long as I want,’ Little Bobby added.