Who can actually be arsed getting dressed?


People are facing tricky decisions at the moment; should you get dressed? Should you change clothes at all? What’s the record for wearing the same pair of sweatpants?

Local pyjama wearer, Peter Thape used to work in an office, but now he watches Netflix for a living, like the rest of the nation.

Thape told Cutting News that it’s ok to wear the same clothes for up to a month, because no one’s watching anymore, so who gives a fuck.

‘I’ve noticed that I’m also not brushing my teeth until 11.30 am,’ admitted Thape.

‘What you gonna do about it, send the police round? Leave me alone, and stop quoting me,’ added Thape.