Will we wear face masks in this country, or are we too hard?


When the virus lands big-style in the UK, will we all wear shitty little dental masks, or are we simply too hard?

Cutting News sent its team of reporters onto the streets to ask a public who generally see a coat as gay, and hat and scarf as something for those London puffs.

Local man, Peter Thape has already offered to fight the virus, not medically, but a genuine fist fight in the pub car park.

‘It can come and have a go if it thinks it’s hard enough,’ said Thape.

‘Put your spuds up, Corona,’ he added.