When the virus lands big-style in the UK, will we all wear shitty little dental masks, or are we simply too hard?
Cutting News sent its team of reporters onto the streets to ask a public who generally see a coat as gay, and hat and scarf as something for those London puffs.
Local man, Peter Thape has already offered to fight the virus, not medically, but a genuine fist fight in the pub car park.
‘It can come and have a go if it thinks it’s hard enough,’ said Thape.
‘Put your spuds up, Corona,’ he added.