Woman chooses which dress to wear, all on her own


A woman who has been getting ready to go out with her husband and some friends for dinner, has selected which dress she’s going to wear, all on her own.

Murial Hislop (39), who has been routinely asking the advice of her husband about which of her dresses looks best on her, has now tired of the charade that masquerades as his advice.

Hislop has felt that his heart has not truly been in the job, and has ultimately been choosing whichever dress her husband least liked, as a rule.

‘It’s all about which one I feel least fat in,’ said Hislop.

‘There’s no point asking him anymore. He just thinks it’s a game; he’s got no idea how angry I actually get,’ added Hislop.