Woman probably not going to have sex with man that’s slowly driving alongside her in the traffic


Men have been devastated to discover that inching forward in the traffic to catch the eye of a woman in the adjacent lane does not lead to sex.   

Although this creepy manoeuvre seems to work quite well in Hollywood productions, it is significantly less effective on the dank, dreary roads that exist in reality.

Quite ordinary driver, Peter Thape admits to occasionally glancing across at a neighbouring lane as the traffic slows down to a halt.

‘What the hell am I expecting? That the woman’s going to mouth to me…Let’s meet up at the Premier Inn on the left,’ said Thape.

‘I’m off my tits. Help me,’ added Thape.