Woman suddenly getting pally with her hairdresser


A woman has sent a casual text to her hairdresser, out of fuckin’ nowhere, asking how her and her kids are doing on lockdown.

Local woman with a skunk stripe of grey, Murial Hislop has moved into gear to get an appointment as close to July 4th as possible.

Hislop has dug deep to remember the names of the hairdresser’s children, and is considering dropping off some wine and fancy treats, as the campaign progresses.

‘I think her son’s called Connor or Tyler; I never know which,’ said Hislop.

‘And he’s autistic…or is that the daughter?’ she wondered.