Woman thinks she may have become attracted to Noel Edmonds

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An otherwise perfectly ordinary woman from Hertfordshire fears that she may have become attracted to Noel Edmonds.

Murial Hislop (54) had started watching I’m a Celebrity with the clear intention of falling in love with Nick Knowles, but events appear to have overtaken her.

Hislop will qualify for counselling under a scheme set up by the government, which covers the period of time that Deal or No Deal was a fixture on the television.

‘When Noel took his vest off, something that’s long since dried up started to bubble,’ said Hislop.

‘Knowles is all lumpy and middle-aged, like him – the lazy bastard,’ said Hislop, pointing at her husband.