The release of the gender pay gap report has shown that female beach volleyball players have surprisingly earned more than male beach volleyball players.
A number of pay industry experts have looked at this unusual reversal of the trend within sport, but cannot see why this anomaly has occurred.
The chairman of Britain’s Male Beach Volleyball Association, Peter Thape has registered a complaint with the Equal Pay Commission, but they just told him to fuck right off.
‘The women seem to have found it easier to get sponsorship for their kit,’ said Thape.
‘We’ve been offered a two year deal from Anusol for the back of our shorts,’ added Thape.