Women going on holiday to Spain buying Lewinsky masks


Airports are selling out of Monica Lewinsky adapted face masks, as British holiday makers start their annual pilgrimage to Spain.

But British women have vowed not to let the new coronavirus restrictions spoil their holiday, and have been snapping up the ideally shaped masks.

Local woman, Murial Hislop left Gatwick this morning for the Spanish beaches, where she hopes to just catch gonorrhoea this year, and avoid the killer pandemic.

‘I’ll be keeping my mask on, except for nosh nosh,’ said Hislop.

‘Oh, and when I’m vomiting,’ she added.