Women moustache hunting to be limited


The daily female habit of looking for evidence of the beginning of a moustache is to be restricted to one hour, per day, per face.

The National Council for Facial Hair (NCFH) have stepped in to help women divide up their day better, by suggesting a one hour limit on staring intently in the mirror whilst touching the upper lip. Special cases will be entertained by the NCFH for helping another woman (friend/relative or stranger) with her face, but those who contravene the one hour personal face rule will be offered retraining.

‘I took the retraining course, and can now last two hours without even looking at a mirror,’ said regular woman, Murial Hislop (37).

‘Next month I’m doing the tweezers management module,’ added Hislop.