Women to be restricted to four changes of clothes per day in hot weather


The government has moved quickly to help men cope with the female hot weather phenomenon of regularly changing clothes.   

Men, who only change their clothes and underwear to avoid being shouted at, will be able to report women who abuse the new four changes per day regulation.

Minister for Apparel, Peter Thape has set up a number of checkpoints across the country where over-changing wives and girlfriends can be handed in.

‘Men should be able to hand in a wife with confidence. Getting her back when it cools down,’ said Thape.

‘The usual rules will still apply for men. If it’s cold, t-shirt & jumper; not cold – take off jumper,’ added Thape.